Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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