My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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