Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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