I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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