We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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