belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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