If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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