so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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