I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
there was a trapeze. enough said
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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