check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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