Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I think people are normalizing furries
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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