S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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