Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
even my farts smell like vagina
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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