I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
should my penis look like a turkey
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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