We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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