Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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