i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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