next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
