If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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