guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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