Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(740): View more from Ohio

worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.

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(631): View more from New York

even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away

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(732): View more from New Jersey

hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !

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(206): View more from Washington

I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.

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(813): View more from Florida

How many fucks given?

(770): View more from Georgia

0.12846

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(251): View more from Alabama

"Accidentally" bump into him after class.

(734): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.

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