im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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