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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"

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  where do you find these guys?

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• (646): View more from New York

  We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday

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  mom would be proud

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know

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• (858): View more from California

  I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?

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  There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink

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• (707): View more from California

  I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This drive is very scenic

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  And I'm chugging whiskey in the back

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  As you should, soak in all this country has to offer

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.

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