i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks