wrigley field is MILF paradise
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!