Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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