Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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