what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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