Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't deserve a penis
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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