nut hugger
Nicole vs. Life
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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