I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Pants are for mortals
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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