You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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