I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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