I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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