Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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