An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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