But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
