is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We named our party play list daddy issues
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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