Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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