so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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