You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
