Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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