Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
PANTIES FOUND
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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