Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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