when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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