I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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