you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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