It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dear god my vagina.
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