I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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