So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he was CRYING into my vagina
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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