My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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