did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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