This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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