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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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