drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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