The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Sober January is a disaster.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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