it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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