For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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